I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
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Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
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Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I love you. Go after that dick
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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