You can't motorboat a personality
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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