You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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