Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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