oh god the rape fog is back!
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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