ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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