Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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