Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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