Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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