I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
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Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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