No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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