She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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