one might say we're banned from that church
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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