you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm too high and old for this...
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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