Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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