I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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Spinning.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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