Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
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wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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