Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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