You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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