YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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