SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
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Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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