Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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