I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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