I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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