Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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