It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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