So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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