susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
