They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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