Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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