What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
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Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
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