I love watching others lives come down to our level.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
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I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
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I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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