the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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