Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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