Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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