he thought i was a dude.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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