No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
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Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Please don't give away my fajitas
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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