That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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