Just fell off a train. Bad.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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