i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
