A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
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I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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