Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize