Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
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Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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