there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
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Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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