All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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