Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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