I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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