That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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