I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I need a burrito and a hug.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
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I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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