There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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