ya dads aren't the best wingmen
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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