i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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