i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Be still, my beating vagina.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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