let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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