I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
i black out too much to be "responsible"
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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